Of the antics of the Arabs



Of the antics of the Arabs


A man came to one of the judges who complained about his son who used to drink alcohol and did not pray, so the son denied this! The man said: May God fix the judge. Can you pray without reading?
The judge said: O boy, do you read anything from the Qur’an?
He said: Yes, and I can read.
He said: Read.
He said: In the name of God, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful
The heart hung up after it was marred by youth
God's religion is a right in which I do not see suspicion
His father shouted: By God, judge, these two verses know only yesterday, because he stole a Koran from some of our neighbors!
Ibn Al-Jassas entered upon his son, his son had died, and he cried!
And he said, "God bless you, sons of the plight of Harut and Marut."
He was told: What is Harut and Marut?

He said: God cursed forgetfulness, but I wanted Gog and Magog!
It was said: What is Gog and Magog?
He said: So long and Goliath!
He was told: Perhaps you want to be ungrateful?
He said: By God, I did not want others ...
One of the dupes bought a day of fish.
And he said to his family: Cook it! Then he slept.
And his elders ate the fish and stained his hand with his oil.
When he woke up from his sleep ..
He said: Give me the fish.
They said: I have eaten.
he said no.
They said: Sniff your hand! And he did ..
He said: You are true ... but I am not satisfied.
A crooked mouth stood in front of one of the governors, so he gave him a poem praising him for seeking a reward, but the governor did not give him anything and asked him: What happened to your mouth is crooked, so the poet replied: Perhaps it is a punishment from God for the many false praise on some people.
One of the princes was praying behind an imam who was prolonged reading, so the prince rowed him in front of people, and he said to him: Do not read in one rak'ah except with one verse. And Morocco prayed to them, and after he had recited al-Fatihah, he read the Almighty’s saying (and they said, “Our Lord, I obey our masters and our experts, so they lost us the way”). What you want and read what you want, except for these two verses.
A man came to al-Sha`bi - and he was joking - and said: I married a woman and found her lame. May I want her? he said if you want to race by her back it ! A man asked him: If I wanted to bathe in a river, should I turn my face toward the qiblah or reverse it? He said: but towards your clothes so as not to be stolen! Hajj asked him: May I scratch my skin when I am forbidden? Al-Shaabi said: There is nothing wrong. He said how long can I scratch my skin? Al-Shaabi said: Until the bone appears.
Al-Hajjaj bin Yusuf Al - Thaqafi was taking a shower in the Persian Gulf, and he supervised the drowning, and one of the Muslims saved him. When he carried it to land, the pilgrims said to him: I ask for whatever you want, and he asked you for a reply. Then the man said: Who are you to answer any request to me? He said: I am the cultural pilgrims. He told him: My only request is that I asked you in God not to tell anyone that I saved you.
A man was in a house with a fare, and the wood of the ceiling was old and worn out. He used to crack a lot. When the owner of the house came to ask him for the fare, he said to him: I fix this ceiling.
A grammarian entered the market to buy a donkey, and he said to the seller: I want a donkey, neither by the despised little boy nor by the well-known big man, if I reduce his feed forbearance, and if I increase his feed thanks.
The seller said to him: Let me, if God judges a donkey, you sell it to you

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